1. Opens an SSE stream to Wikipedia EventStreams (passive listener)
2. A real Wikipedia edit arrives — timing set by a human editor on Earth
3. SHA3-256 of raw event bytes → 32 bytes of external entropy
4. Derives username (CamelCase AdjectiveNoun, 142×484 = 68K combos) + password
5. Seeds
faker-js
PRNG with same entropy → generates fake identity
6. All computation runs in your browser. The server serves only this static page.